The Danville Register, Danville, Virginia
Originally published in The Danville Register, Danville, Virginia on Friday, November 4th, 1977.
Frestonia? London slum of 120 persons declares independence
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Frestonia? London slum of 120 persons declares independence
LONDON (AP) – The last house standing on a street of empty, garbage-filled lots fenced off with corrugated iron is the Foreign Ministry of Frestonia.
Frestonia?
It’s the latest member of the world community of nations. At least that’s what Frestonian Foreign Minister David Rappaport-Bramley says.
He has already sent a Declaration of Independence to British Prime Minister James Callaghan with copies to Queen Elizabeth II and the Greater London Council – GLC.
“We have applied fo full membership in the United Nations and if faced with GLC aggression we will ask for a UN peacekeeping force” he said.
He may need one. While the borders are quite new the GLC, London’s ruling body, is not likely to look lightly upon losing eight acres of London to squatters, even if it is an isolated slum in racially troubled Notting Hill.
The 120 citizens of the Free Independent Republic of Frestonia are squatters, illegal occupants of empty flats in half-demolished government-owned houses bordering what used to be Freston Street.
THE FRESTONIANS don’t see themselves as squatters – they say they are “caretakers and pioneer homesteaders” – and when the city ordered them to move out to make way for industrial development they opted for independence.
“Our case,” reads Frestonia’s application for membership in the United Nations, is that the GLC and the British government, through a long history of neglect and mismanagement of Frestonia, have forfeited the right to determine the future of the area.”
Although the Frestonians accuse Britain of “imperialism” the letter of independence says:
“We hope to establish cordial relations with Great Britain in the future and we shall of course allow free passage to all friendly visitors, with negligible passport and customs formalities.”
